Monday, June 3, 2013

Llambert the Llama: I blame it on the grain!

I know I wasn't supposed to follow the grain, but it smelled oh so sweet with just a hint of molasses.

And, hey, she's lured me into the barn before. It's usually so that she can do unpleasant things -- like shots -- to the sheep.

How was I supposed to know that's what she planned for me?

Well, she didn't do the shooting; a tall man did. The next thing I know I was getting sleepy.

Then, I remember trying to open my eyes, but I was oh, so sleepy. And the chink, chink, chink sound lulled me back to sleep.

Chink, chink, chink.

I felt myself getting lighter and cooler.

Oh, I knew I should open my eyes, but I was oh so sleepy.

When I did open my eyes, I saw a horse face that seemed to be laughing at me.

Was I dreaming?

Chink, chink, chink.

Then I awoke, and I saw hair all around me.

Hey, it was my hair!

Was this one of those slumber party experiences where I fall asleep and someone shaves my eyebrow?

I rub my head against my leg.

Whew! I have my eyebrow.

But I sure feel different.

And why are the sheep laughing at me?

1 comment:


    Perhaps the biggest threat to Christianity is, "learned ignorance."

    Acts 2:38 Then Peter said to them, "Repent, and let every one of you be baptized in the name of Jesus Christ for the remission of sins; and you shall receive the gift of the Holy Spirit.(NKJV)

    Ninety nine percent of those who believe that baptized "for" the remission of sins actually means baptized "because" your sins have already been forgiven, learn that from Bible commentaries, preachers, or books about Bible doctrine. In other words, learned ignorance. You cannot believe the "for" means "because of" by reading Acts 2:38 in the Bible. It has to be by, learned ignorance.

    Romans 5:12 Therefore, just as through one man sin entered the world, and death through sin, thus death spread to all men, because all sinned---(NKJV)

    Ninety nine percent of those who believe that unborn babies and infants are guilty of original sin, inherited from Adam, believe it because they have been miss taught by reading Bible commentaries, listening to preachers, or reading books about Bible doctrine. That would be, learned ignorance. Romans 5:12 clearly states, death through sin spread to all men, "because all sinned."

    God does not create sinners. Satan was not created a sinner, he rebelled against God and became a sinner. Adam and Eve were not created as sinners, they disobeyed God becoming sinners. All men are not born guilty of Adam's sin, they are not born sinners, men are sinners because they sin.

    Matthew 4:10 Then Jesus said to him. "Away with you, Satan! For it is written, "You shall worship the Lord your God, and Him only you shall serve." (NKJV)

    You cannot read Matthew 4:10 and believe it is permissible to to worship a dead Pope, the Virgin Mary, and other dead saints my offering up prayers to them. You can only believe that by reading church catechisms, listing to priests, and reading extra-Biblical Catholic doctrine. That would be, learned ignorance.

    There is no Scripture that teaches to pray to men, dead or alive. Worship is reserved for God and His Son Jesus the Christ.

    The Bereans had the cure for learned ignorance, they searched the Scriptures for the truth.

    Acts 17:10-11 Then the brethren immediately sent Paul and Silas away by night to Berea. When they arrived, they went to the synagogue of the Jews. 11 These were more fair-minded than those in Thessalonica, in that that received the word with all readiness, and searched the Scriptures daily to to find out whether these things were so. (NKJV)

    Will learned ignorance be excused on Judgement Day?